10 Foods Who Forgot How to Food

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These foods have all clearly lost their taste buds and need to be enrolled in How To Food 101. But, that doesn’t mean we still wouldn’t eat them just the same. Because yum.

1.) This Kiwi

This kiwi just, like, can’t even deal with being a kiwi right now.

2.) This Banana

This banana has completely forgotten about potassium and is considering taking up pickling as a hobby.

3.) These Cupcakes

These cupcakes no longer subscribe to their vegetarian lifestyle, but are taking baby steps towards being full on paleo.

4.) These Hot Dogs

These hot dogs are all like “Boo! We’re mummies!” but we totally see through their games.

5.) This Orange Slice

This orange slice had an identity crisis and has since totally fallen in with the wrong crowd.

6.) This Watermelon

This watermelon just jumped on the dinosaur trend, but swears she knew about it WAY before you did.

7.) This Cauliflower

These days, this pack of cauliflower is mostly just into sheep things.

8.) These Asparagus

These asparagus spaced on their summer diet and pretty much forgot who they are entirely.

9.) These Fruit Leathers

These fruit leathers studied abroad in Japan and had a “complete spiritual awakening.”

10.)This Red Wheat

When asked what his favorite thing about being red wheat was, this red wheat said “Red wheat? You’re mistaken. I’m a human with a mustache.”

  • sophiek

    OMG this is like a food buzzfeed and i love it.