In a parallel universe, these 7 Seamless ads are up and running
Last week, a @Seamless Twitter follower asked us which ads *didn’t* make the cut. Well, since service follow-up is our forté, and our creative team is neurotic at presenting 20,000+ copy lines with every campaign, we are more than happy to deliver. Check them out below:
A Little Bit Cray
The focus groups didn’t understand how #cray could possibly be served with fries, since both are carbs.
If you want something hot delivered, you better sweat. #hello
Puh-leaz. The average NY apartment has <1 window, so six units? No way.
Stefon, We (Heart) You
Since his exit from SNL, the rest of the marketing team has been in denial, which is a club located behind a dumpster located in the lower lower East Side.
Twerky The Unicorn
Well, this one made it through, but only because the approval committee was tired of denying the creative director’s request for a twerking music video.
We All Do This, Though
It’s hard to write lines about heat when temps at Seamless HQ are set to absolute zero.
The Real Deal On “Real Feel”
The temperature’s 80º but real feel says it feels like 137º. Srsly?! (See how we came full circle, there?)