Best Of Seamless Special Instructions This Week

One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:

Getting straight to the point:

 I want ham.

Feeling a bit inspirational perhaps?


Delivering special surprises:

When my roommate answers the door say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICTORIA! ” Thanks!! :)

Sometimes it’s the little things that count:

Happy Monday

Asking the restaurant to actually NOT cook the food?

please do not heat up the pizza

Asking for a sweet dessert:

Can you add an order of churros?

Calling out your special doors:

On the right hand side look for the OBNOXIOUS red door.

My door has a bunch of skateboards on it. The buzzer is on the left side of entryway on one of the skateboards.

Ordering when you’re in a situation and being honest about it:

there are two of us we are drunk so you will smell us coming. one of us is wearing a plaid t shirt the other is hiding in the bushes. 

Describing your outfit:

We are two ladies in the back room with an orange hat

Caring about oral hygiene:

Plates. Toothpicks please.