One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Many of you requested special notes:
Please include the following note (if possible):”Here are a few Selectable Delectables to help brighten a soggy Friday. Enjoy! – [Redacted]“
Please include message: “Feel better!! -From everyone at [the office]“
Please put note with cupcakes if possible!: “Happy Birthday Christian! I hope your day is perfect!- Lisa
Please add this note to order: You have probably been too busy to eat! Hope this holds you over. Love [Redacted].
Some of you requested other special items:
PLEASE SEND A PATIENT DELIVERY PERSON SINCE THIS GROUP WILL BE IN COURT AND WILL NEED TIME TO COME OUT TO GET THE FOOD.
PLEASE give us some of the pizza dough bread sticks if you have any to spare!!! Thanks!
PLease draw a crab on the bag
Please bring me lots of pickles!! Thanks you!
PLEASE SEND A PLATE – TOO MESSY TO EAT WITHOUT IT.
Draw spicy cat?
We delivered to a few special locations this week:
Please deliver to Standings Bar. I will be wearing a black T-Shirt in the corner table. Thank you.
Please deliver to the 7th floor of Bloomingdales the door in the back of the Towels department. Thanks.
Deliver to [Redacted] Tavern. To the redhead bartender.
Deliver to YOGA STUDIO under purple awning Ground floor commercial space in right side of courtyard.
Sometimes a simple message is the way to go:
I hope you’re having a great day today!