One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Expressing some real feelings about cilantro:
No cilantro anywhere please….no cilantro no cilantro no cilantro. Sorry for being annoying but i really dont like cilantro. Thank you
Feeling breezy about the status of the yogurt machine:
If yogurt machine broken no need to call me.
Food deliveries from some incredibly generous folks out there:
This is for the Boston Police Department Headquarters for their hard work tonight – these men & women deserve some food! Can you please let them know that this was ordered by a thankful citizen?
Trying to send a pizza to the NICU at the hospital. It’s a surprise.
Celebrating some amazing life moments:
We are at the hospital emergency room entrance. My wife and I had just had a baby. Please call my cell and I will come down.
Always keeping up with the food trends:
Please add Kale to the sandwich.
Planning way ahead:
WE ARE LANDING AT JFK AT 11:30 AND WILL BE HOME AFTER MIDNIGHT PLEASE DO NOT DELIVER BEFORE MIDNIGHT. IF YOU ARRIVE BEFORE WE DO
Specifics about the cheese situation:
One cabot square please
Make them fat… Bless a person.
Lots of ordering from mysterious locations:
DELIVER TO SUNDECK ON 3RD FLOOR. GET OFF ELEVATOR ON 3RD FLOOR AND TURN RIGHT – SEE HALLWAY TO SUNDECK
We are in the giant News truck on the side of [redacted] street.
Duets Karaoke, Room 2
Some people just want some good drawings:
Draw a dragon on the bag please because Dragons are awesome!
please draw a giraffe on the container. thank you!
We’re over the FroYo phase too apparently:
I don’t want any frozen yogurt. Please just give me a bunch of gummy bears? I do want the Nutella Smoothie
Some weird new food trends:
Please do not put the gummy bears on top of the pasta (last time they all melted)… please package gummy bears separately so they do not melt. Thanks.
CHICKEN NODDLES AND SANDWICH IN BAGUETTE PLEASE
Honesty is the best policy:
6th floor walk up! sorry. thanks!