One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Really pumped for some food delivery:
“Here are the 3 Reasons I’m pumped for this food:1) It’s delicious 2) It has a lot of meat 3) The cajun fries are going to make me cry. Perfect post-gym workout food don’t you think??? (Thanks!!)”
Sounds like some of you are dating your delivery people:
Come up to the 11th floor and call me. I’m the redhead 🙂
Call me when you get here and I’ll come down….
Staying at the Holiday Inn…
u r the best <3
message should say happy half birthday from your secret admirer
Firm anti-napkin and anti-cutlery policy:
I really really REALLY DO NOT want you guys to put napkins and silverware in with my order. PLEASE PUT JUST THE FOOD IN THE BAG AND NOTHING ELSE. Thank you.
NO utensils or napkins PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. I am BEGGING you NOT to send them. THANKS
Sometimes you don’t make sense:
PLEASE THROW THIS ON THE WALL
But sometimes you make so much sense:
Bacon. Thanks 🙂
And then sometimes you’re just awesome:
A tall can of PBR would be awesome!
Please draw an unicorn on the bag. Thank you. 🙂
My phone is out of service so if there are any questions about my order just use your best judgement. Lol
I am really really hungry for your delicious steak. Please deliver as soon as you can 🙂 thank you