One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Mondays can be hard, delivery food can make it sweet:
Good Morning Guys. Happy Monday
Assemble your own burger. Like IKEA. But for bugers:
PLEASE PUT EVERY TOPPING INCLUDING CHEESE ON THE SIDE. LIKE A BURGER BAR! THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU WILL BE MY HERO!!!
This is curious:
Please give plenty of ox.
So is this:
to the mad donkey
This is a motto we can get behind:
Eat pizza train hard. Our motto. – Church Street Boxing Gym
Well if you ask nicely:
would you be so kind and deliver free prawn crackers? it would make my day and my week. in return I’d order with you at least once again this week :).
Using the special instructions box to explain that the order is confusing. Not to clarify it:
This is a confusing order; you guys are awesome if you get it right. Thanks a bunch! The Grapes x2 is intentional
Delivered to a few trucks and trailers this week:
The actual location of this delivery is in a trailer truck outside of Radio City Music Hall.
I’M INSIDE OF THE PINK TRUCK PARKED ON THE CORNER.
Royal drawings please:
Please draw the new royal baby wearing a crown on the pizza box. Thanks! 🙂
We’re just trying to figure out what goes with both hummus and peanut butter:
please no hummus only peanut butter. thanks.