One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Is this a sext?
YAY! i’m so hungry. A/S/L? jk jk nmjc hags never change always ttyl lylas g2g
Grilled Cheese or Die:
I’ve got a nasty cold nd the only reason I’m still awake is because I’m dying for a grilled cheese sandwich. Please be quick so I can eat my sandwich before I die.
A request for delivery performance art:
Please draw a face on top of each bowl or smoothie showcasing the person that would eat it :))Please ring bell downstairs and announce yourself as “Lunch is HERE!”
For the love of condiments:
please include some ketchup packets.. hot sauce if ya got it.. salt pepper… maple syrup… gosh you’re amazing… seriously… thank you.. thank you
A happy vegetarian:
when you give me a non-vegetarian dish ‘with compliments’ I am a happy man!
And a simple request:
ONLY WANT STRIPS OF LAMB
We’re not sure what this cheese is, but we’re going to blame it on autocorrect:
Extra Parnassians cheese