One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
You like to tell us what you’re drinking:
ASAP! We’re drinking margaritas!!!
Ring 5 or call. We’ll be drinking an oaky Chardonnay.
Thank you do very much! We are very hungry and very drunk from all the whiskey!
Sometimes you count on us to deliver the drinks:
Hi!! 🙂 I hope you’re all having a great Tuesday. Sorry we have more drinks than usual…maybe I need to start making my own coffee…but that just wouldn’t be as much fun as ordering from you guys!
Sometimes you just want something else delivered…
Please bring weed
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE TWO CUPS OF ICE ALSO OUR FREEZER BROKE 🙂
please add card with stamps.
You have some very specific special requests:
do not send slim jims please only jack links
I ordered pound cake (separately) on my previous order but instead received an iced cake slice that tasted like lemon. We threw it out – we hate lemon cake. Please include pound cake.
please include crispy colored rice things
Sometimes you send others to pick up your order…
Sending my students to pick it up for me 🙂
And other times you wait for the order to come to you… in some very great locations:
we are in bk brewery. call.
MLB FanCafe. Call when you get here.
Spider-man Stage D.
It’s a church so come through the main entrance and proceed downstairs.
Krave Maga Worldwide
This is being delivered to a hostel. Delivery people might not be allowed.
Please come to the LION KING stage door
Please deliver to GENIUS BAR of APPLE STORE. THANKS!!
And then sometimes you’re just cute.
Please draw a lobster on the bag because I really like Lobsters. PLEASE