One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
This may be the nicest usage of special instructions ever:
Please deliver to the homeless sleeping on the church steps of [neighborhood] church. I live next door.
Preparing for football season:
We’re in the back of the bar doing our fantasy draft
What are panda wings?
Free panda wings on the side
Can you kindly make sure the french fries are cooked last so they arrive nice and crispy please thank you from a pregnant and hungry customer 🙂
This one seems easy to fulfill:
please bring a small rabbit that speaks French. Thank you!
An ice breaker with your delivery guy:
Write the name of your favorite director/movie on the box
It’s just a tiny bit embarrassing that you’re still using a blackberry:
Please include extra ketchup. If i don’t pick up please leave a voicemail as my blackberry will inform me that i have a voicemail and i will come down.
Please high five party upon delivery. Thanks.
Thank you I like the kebabs
Tesekkür ederim! Kebapi çok begeniyorum.
This. Well, we’re just not sure:
Pretty simple instructions:
Make it awesome and extra fortune cookies
Please see my notes on the soups they are for kids and they will not eat if there are greens of any type in it.