One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
the elevator can be confusing – please follow the floors indicated on the PATHETIC HAND WRITTEN signs and not the actual buttons
Step by step pulley system:
1. Buzz #3 and look up at window 2. I will throw down a bag attached to string. 3 You can then place the food inside the bag 4. I will use a pulley system to retrieve the food
Getting all poetic:
The Road Not Taken Two roads diverged in a yellow wood And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergr…
Food delivery and bank teller combo:
I need quarters to do laundry. If you bring $2 in quarters (8 quarters) i will give you a tip of $3 more!!! Thank you very much for helping feed me
[My friend] will be picking up the food. He will be wearing an orange biggest loser shirt and have our dog Bowser with him. He will be trying to pick up food after his run.
Carrots on nachos? Is this brilliant?
please add jalepenos and carrots to the nachos. thanks!
When I dip you dip we dip:
Also can I get extra extra ranch and blue cheese!! I wanna dip these wings.
How much is “a lot”?
PLEASE put ALOT AS IN EXTRA AS IN SEVERAL packets of hot mustard and soy sauce. there is never enough. thank you
A request for strong cutlery:
Please don’t give us those fragile forks. last time the fork broke in my hands. And i am not a strong man.