One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Delivering happiness to the sick:
I’m feeling a bit under the weather guys. Just thought you should know. Being sick makes me sad. But you’re a shining star in my stuffy scratchy day.
Somebody is in a chipper mood:
This is very important! When you are packing everything into the bag make sure you smile and look outside and say “MAN! IT’S A GREAT DAY!” Then smile again. Thank you.
Yup, we’ve totally been there:
Sorry I’m hungover can’t come downstairs to get it! Lol!
Multi-tasking while shopping:
I am in the apple store. I’m wearing an orange button up. My phone might not be working because I’m buying a phone.
You deserve extraordinary food on your birthday:
Today, Sept 20th is my final Friday as a 48 year old Man. Tell that marvelous cook to make it extra-ordinary!
Elmo is at this party? We’re coming:
this is a private park just come in the entrance and to the right is a picnic table area. We will be there on the right near the Elmo balloons.
We know you have special relationships with your delivery restaurants:
Buzz first. Make it nice! Thank you! One Love You!
Tell me I’m beautiful
Yes, this order is real:
Please note I really DO want 2 orders of the Grilled Chicken Salad
An order of pizza with a side of pens:
Please include 2 or more of your Wonderful Bleeker Street Pizza PENS !!