One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Delivery guys have many skills:
Please teach me how to pick up women? Thanks.
As long as you’re honest about it:
Thanks for being awesome and working on Sunday so my worthless butt can sit at home 🙂 Send chopsticks please!
Sure to impress the ladies:
please (if you can/have time) draw a picture of a dog anywhere on the bag/box/cover/whatever. im ordering for a girl i like and its her favorite animal. thanks!
This may be the most adorable typo ever:
can you include the little bag of friend noodles?
You’ll always remember your first time:
Trying you first time 🙂
Seriously, a pager?
Call me or ask doorman to page me. Thanks!
Flattery will get you faster delivery:
It would be nice to have more meat than bones for my rib tips…hint hint ??Thank you! 🙂
Awaiting the best bagels in all the land!!! (:
Mayo pots? Glorious!
2 pots of mayo please
And these ones just made us go “hm”:
Green boiled bananas