One of the best parts of ordering food online is being able to get the food exactly how you like. On Seamless, we provide you with a nice box at checkout where you can ask for extra sauce, give extra directions to your home, or send sweet notes to your delivery person. Most of the time, these special instructions are fairly straight-forward. But sometimes we find some real gems. This week we sifted through the special instructions and pulled out the best of:
Feelings about the government shutdown:
Please draw the Statue of Liberty on the box. The gov shutdown has closed her down and I miss her so.
This is just weird:
Introduce yourself as “Monty” and inform my wife that you’re here to inspect the apartment for rodents.
Miso Cod good enough to cry about:
I Love black miso cod. Can you give me a nice portion of this appetizer? I would be very happy. If possible I thank you. If not I wilI cry.
Food delivery code words:
When you hit the intercom button the code word is “Love Nest.”
Wanted to let Mr. Albert know that this is my 3rd order and ordered one for my friend. Loved the guava and cheese empanadas last night!
More to love:
My boyfriend should be on a diet but he’s hungry and letting himself go today. More to love.
Love the food. No instructions just make as you generally do!