Seamless has some of the best fans in the world. They stand by us during the hangriest of times and come to us to feed them day in and day out. This is a weekly feature where we highlight one of our proudest and most awesome Seamlessers. This week, we have Bret who loves sauce but hates cucumbers!
First Name: Bret
Age: Twenty-five going on Sixty-three.
Occupation: Full-Time Intercom Answerer for Seamless Food Deliveries.
How and When Did You Discover Seamless? Well, I first heard of Seamless when I visited New York. Sadly in Asheville, North Carolina where I lived at the time, it wasn’t around. Of course, the only reasonable thing for me to do was to move to New York, Seamless being one of the main reasons.
Where Do You Use Seamless? I use it in my living room, bedroom, sometimes when I’m walking down the street in-between saying hello to cats.
Favorite Kind of Food: That’s a tough question, it changes daily. Right now it would have to be this wonderful Caribbean place. I had their pumpkin roti and fried okra last night and I haven’t been the same since. Oh, and the coleslaw was the best I’ve ever had and I’ve been to a lot of Southern family reunions.
Least Favorite Kind of Food: Least favorite kind of food?! I am so sorry and I hate to offend any sort of vegetable (you’re all important), but I’m going to say the cucumber. I’ve tried and I cannot. No hard feelings?
Favorite Place to Order From on Seamless? I’d have to say Gloria’s: Gloria’s in Brooklyn
What’s your record for orders placed on Seamless in a 24-hour period? I’d say three times. It would have been four, but the place delivering ice cream cakes was about to close and I didn’t want to be rude.
If you had to eat one food for 30 days in a row, what would that be? My favorite food is sauce. I’m not sure if it’s possible, but I don’t know, sauce for thirty days in a row doesn’t seem too unreasonable. If not sauce, sushi. If not sushi, ice cream cake.
Least Favorite Thing About Calling Restaurants? I usually have my cats make phone calls for me but they were growing tired of it. Seamless has relieved that stress, thankfully.
Favorite Celebrity Chef? Is it terrible to say I don’t know many celebrity chefs? I have a favorite vegetarian blog that I follow though, The Bored Vegetarian.. She posts amazing recipes and always has me inspired to try something new.
What Superpower Do You Wish You Had? I’m trying to choose between Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, and Heart and it’s extremely difficult. I’ll go with heart. That seems broad and kind enough, no?
Plans for Tonight? You caught my on a great day here. I’ve actually got two beers in the fridge, a few things left to unpack in the apartment, and I’ve already been trying to decide what to eat using Seamless tonight. Other than that, I’ll be splitting my time evenly between singing Joanna Newsom to my cats and watching a recently found DVD during the move, Selena (R.I.P. <3).
E-mail us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you’d like to be the next Seamlesser of the Week or if you’d like to suggest a friend!