Seamless has some of the best fans in the world. They stand by us during the hangriest of times and come to us to feed them day in and day out. This is a weekly feature where we highlight one of our proudest and most awesome Seamlessers. This week, we have David who is really good at photoshop.
First Name: David (@TheRingaDingKid)
Age: Late twenties or something, don’t worry about it.
How and When Did You Discover Seamless? I was with a bunch of friends at somebody’s apartment. We decided we wanted to order some food. Someone brought up this thing called Seamless that I’d never heard of and everyone was like “Yeah, totally Seamless, smartphones, millennials” and I got really embarrassed that I didn’t know what it was so I just went along with it. I told somebody what kind of food I wanted to put in my face and a half hour later the buzzer rang and there was food there. Finally, in shame, I admitted that I didn’t know what Seamless was. They sat me down and gave me the talk.
Where Do You Use Seamless? I currently have 9 different addresses saved on my Seamless app. I once had a pork bun delivered to me while I was waiting in line to see Dark Knight Rises. The delivery instructions were “I’m in front of the guy wearing the Batman t-shirt, right behind a guy wearing a Batman T-shirt. I too am wearing a Batman t-shirt. Send a delivery boy that is wearing a Batman T-shirt.” I tipped extra.
Favorite Kind of Food: Sandwich.
Least Favorite Kind of Food: Anything with avocado. I don’t understand the appeal. Also I don’t like it when people talk about how it’s a *good* fat.
Favorite Place to Order From on Seamless? This Little Piggy Had Roast Beef. It’s a little sandwich shop at 9th St and 1st Ave in the East Village. Best pastrami in the city. Every single sandwich is good, I get anxiety every time I try to decide which one I’m going to order.
What’s your record for orders placed on Seamless in a 24-hour period? What are you my dad? This is getting too personal.
If you had to eat one food for 30 days in a row, what would that be? Saying sandwich is probably cheating, but sandwich, because sandwich.
Least Favorite Thing About Calling Restaurants? HUMAN INTERACTION. Just kidding. But seriously.
Favorite Celebrity Chef? Chef Lisina. She’s a private chef based out of St. Louis. She’s not a celebrity. Yet. Okay, she’s my sister. Shameless self-promotion is the Cadillac of self-promotion.
What Superpower Do You Wish You Had? Superhuman metabolism. Pastrami catches up with you.
Plans for Tonight? If this were any other blog I’d have to lie about the fact that I’m going to order food and watch Star Trek: Deep Space Nine until I fall asleep without noticing the ample glob of chipotle mayo that snuck out the back of my sandwich and landed on my sweatshirt right next to the other chipotle mayo stains. Engage.
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