Every Thursday, a different SeamlessWeb customer tells us all about how he or she uses the site. If you pay close attention here you just might learn something. This week, we have a very special fan from the animal kingdom who shows us that SeamlessWeb isn’t just for humans anymore.
Name: Kafka Suzuki (you can call me Zuki)
Age: 6 months
Occupation: Internet fur-fameball intent on destroying print media.
SeamlessWeb User Since: BIRTH
Where Do You Use SW? Crate, work, dog park – anywhere really.
Favorite Kind of Food: Thai, Thai, Thai. I will “sit,” “beg,” and “play drugged” for even a small bit of noodle delicacies.
Least Favorite Kind of Food: Chocolate (IT KILLS!)
Least Favorite Thing About Calling Restaurants? The dial buttons.
Favorite Place(s) to Order From on SW? The tofu pad see yew (thick noodles stir-fried in a savory black bean sauce) from Tai Thai has a subtle, sweet kick…and bonus points, ladies: it’s lighter on oil than other eateries.
When it comes to kosher food, I’m a sucker (nay, a sniffer!) for salty Middle Eastern food, like the falafel and eggplant sandwich from Ashkara on the LES. Do yourself a favor and order it with extra hummus and amba sauce.
Closest Previous Brush with Internet Fame? A fan started a fake Twitter account. That’s how you know you made it.
Favorite Celebrity Chef? Despite her unfortunate name – Cat Cora of Iron Chef. She makes other chefs look like chew-toys.
Favorite Cartoon Growing Up? With a nod to my namesake, I’d have to say “Garfield minus Garfield.”
Plans for Tonight? Waiting for my owner to stop watching the latest Rihanna video so I can go out and play with our neighbor’s hot beagle! Woof, indeed.
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